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signs as Disney Pixar movies
Aries- The Incredibles
Taurus- Ratatouille
Gemini- Inside Out
Cancer- A Bug’s Life
Leo- Toy Story
Virgo- Up
Libra- Wall-E
Scorpio- Finding Nemo
Sagittarius- Coco
Capricorn- Cars
Aquarius- Monsters Inc.
Pisces- The Good Dinosaur
why are all the pictures that don’t load gradients now
for a minute there I thought everyone was just really into gradients suddenly
Who Remembers?
The Signs as Aesthetics I Associate them with
Aries: Sweatshirts cut to be off-shoulder, double braids, no-makeup, opposite-sex friendships, sunny suburbs, laughing with a small group of friends, dipping pizza in ranch, slides with un-ironic weed socks.
Taurus: Long, healthy hair, dark eye-shadow, intense eyes, multiple friend groups, singing while playing the piano, red hair, laughing so hard you start crying, cheesy animated movies.
Gemini: Early 2000s vibes, metallic jewelry and makeup, watching chowder at 3 AM, unflattering selfies, eye-rolls, straight hair, small, skinny bodies, black skater sweatshirts, high school squad trips to Walmart.
Cancer: 70s music playing from their headphones, zip-up hoodies and sneakers, small body frames, delicate smiles, blunt bangs, sending fake nudes, waiting around after class/or a game to talk to their crush, platonic cuddles.
Leo: Up-to-date fashion, natural makeup, long hair, clear skin, running their hands through their hair nervously, posing perfectly in every picture, romantic movies, ice cream dates, loud family events.
Virgo: Spanish architecture, clutter, fancy makeup bottles, drinking horchata at breakfast, smoking menthol cigarettes, blunts over bongs, note books filled with notes, being smart but not applying yourself, being friends with everyone and still being kinda unlikeable.
Libra: Cute or creative outfits, neatly-cut hair, simple makeup, face masks, contagious smiles, drinking their parents’ booze, climbing trees, junk food, blasting throw backs in their car, books written by celebrities, friends almost only with the opposite sex.
Scorpio: Beanies, skinny jeans, chapped lips, eye-liner, dark hair, loud rap music, rich kids pretending to be “ghetto”, never picking up a book, judgmental looks, nice cars, tacos.
Sagittarius: Pride Fest (supporters or lgbtq members), vinyl music, hiking boots, lying to your parents about how hard you tried, seedy public schools, bad cart-wheels, sharp eye-liner, dirty cars, messy rooms, hoodies, stacks of books on their bed side tables.
Capricorn: North Face, Patagonia, or Columbia exclusive hoodies and jackets, new shoes, straight As, being really short or really tall, staying up until five in the morning on school nights, being liked by everyone, exclusively drinking alcohol and not being interested in pot.
Aquarius: Good hair, distinctive faces, telling lies that never add up, a really nice Instagram feed, European cities, 90s fashion, eating tons of food, 00s movies, drinking lattes, dogs, beer, red lipstick, drinking more tea than water.
Pisces: Art in any form, theater, watching anime, 90s comedies, eccentric outfits, music on CDs, crying, resting bitch face, clean rooms, DIY makeup, holding hands, neat makeup, smiling when they see their friends, community colleges.
you know you’re a real friend when you’re willing to risk getting kicked in the head, just to make someone else look good
Sis who did two at once fucked me up.
The hug 💕
Sony aibo @ CES 2018
started from the bottom now we here
looks like you’re in a pickle
i ordered a wall tapestry from wish and the picture to choose the design from was super small
it came in the mail today and i put it up
my blind ass took a picture of my wall like ay wow my wall looks completed!! and it full on took me two hours actually LOOK at the thing because i suddenly realized
ITS MADE
OF PUGS
Chaotic Good
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
☝🏾😂
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
- Kesha: *donates to charity*
- Kesha: *supports many different causes and wants to make a change*
- Kesha: *is a huge supporter of lgbt rights*
- Kesha: *doesn't want to be defined by sexuality*
- Kesha: *expresses that everyone should be themselves and to love themselves*
- Kesha: *wants everyone to embrace their imperfections and to know that everything is gonna be okay*
- Kesha: *is the ambassador for humane society international"
- Kesha: *supporter of woman's rights, she wants to level the playing field and show that woman can do what men can*
- the general public: she just makes dumb music and is drunk all the time